18 December 2005

Sixty Five Ways To Gain Weight

Sixty five readers; fortunately only
fourteen bothered t’ reply t’ th’
proposed antithesis of drivel penned
by a self-addressed doyen of business
acumen. So why not bond to benign
sleeplessness as an erstwhile occupation
then? There is no Corporate measuring stick
to jam in the craw – apart from hammed
and buttered readership bonuses;
erudite bunions will still burst in an
insomniac brain. Yes, think again!

The Forum, where all things Liberal and
unique to democratic ideals of liberty are
enshrined piqued with the said insomniac.
Fell into the trap quite reasonably exposed.
But suppose, what one tacitly gets from
sleeplessness degenerates into hackneyed
meanderings of misspelt, unpunctuated,
grammatically audacious doggerel – which is
then said or written. And one should needfully
respect those opinions...?

Common sense says… get
a laugh, play in the Forum
and you’ll meet your ass!
© I.D. Carswell 2007-02-06

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