Slow Day At The PH Office

It was a slow day at the PH office again,
slow in the sense system response was
all but non-existent; it is little wonder in
any event as our IT wizards were in the
throes of entertaining half a million guests.

It may be presumptuous to suggest their
very success causes mild discomfort amongst
the 0.01% purist contributors – the measure
of more is loud and clear, get those visitors
here by any quirky subterfuge!

The ideas of more is best sows the seeds of its
own demise unless the IT guys find ways to provide
better system response times – or more servers;
I don’t wait around moaning in the bleachers with
weary-eyed PH bandwagon losers anymore.

Yet here I am weeping in my beer, telling you
why the thing isn’t working effectively. Too many
bloody users! But that is the name of the game
from now on unless you want to buy the site
and tell them how not to abuse it.
© 16 April 2007, I.D. Carswell

PH stands for Poem Hunter: visit the website at: http://poemhunter.com/