Spam

Damn hysterical campaigns
designed to render e-mail
spam a mortal blow; you’ll
take off both my knees –
don’t you know!

I’m on them begging for
your words in any way you
dare – don’t even care how
they arrive per se, you may
bulk e-mail me any day you
please, the more
the merrier I say.

I love to read which scams
are in the wild – I smile to
think how thick you’d have
to be to fall for one, which
often is the case – I know.

But I guess it shows that
brains are rare expressions
of acerbic wit that makes
the Internet in fact
a fascinating place.
© 10 March 2008, I. D. Carswell