04 April 2010

Dog Ass Days




seemed another dog-assed
day - I'd clearly written ‘dog 

arsed’ - but my doggy mate
Benson, piqued, said I’d got
it wrong. It’s the spelling he
complained; I ask you, how
on Earth can anything but a
dog be termed dog ‘arsed’ -

a wasted day’s a dog I say
- but he disagreed, defined
‘sad-assed’ as being nearer
with no canine vilification;
strange, I say, but without
‘dog’ it doesn’t bark to me
© 28 February 2010, I. D. Carswell