02 December 2010


alzehimar - dementia 2

I’m gettin’ mo’ mail about increasin’
m’ penis size than them ones sayin’
ah need Viagra if ah’m gonna be great

And ah’m amazed those busy people
take time out of their hectic lives to
regale me with such considerate ideas

S’pose it’s a waste o’ sweat sayin’
‘No thanks – ah’m past totin’ a dong
bigger ‘n a bitty wiener anyways’

But it has me wonderin’ just whut th’
damn tarnation ah’m supposed t’ be
rememberin’ doin’ at this late age!
© 19 July 2010, I. D. Carswell