09 October 2012

Jones’ Rules


Call him what you will – rugby tragic,
disingenuous toilet cleaner, discarded
rag, all factions fit into an unpleasant
megalomaniac posing histrionically as
listeners gag over candid ‘concerned’
invective; and he loves being the Alan
Jones you know best as a presenter
hosting his own radio talk-back show

There is no mystery to the man, he’s
never pretended to be anything other
than that – amazing isn’t it, and now
many erudite, ‘discerned’ desperates
fling themselves into the same pit ol’
Jonesy rules a bit tenuously

© 8 October 2012, I. D. Carswell