20 April 2010

2010 Masters, Augusta

I am supposed to be excited
Tiger Woods is playing golf again
and the News thinks so highly of
his rehabilitation from infidelity
they can’t stop themselves
masturbating

So who’s worse? I could change
radio channels but doubt it would
avoid mention of who is leading
whom and by how many strokes.
To my way of thinking the Media
is easily leading The Masters
© 12 April 2010, I. D. Carswell