05 June 2010

Putting In The Slipper


Me old mate Peter (Ciabatta) Slipper
Federal Member for Fisher
is spending a bit of
hard-earned advertising;

this week his vacuous
face appeared on every
second page
of the Range News

He’s like a cartoon so it didn’t seem
too out of place, a cheesy grin
goes a long way when you’re truly
two dimensional

I can’t categorically say his views
aren’t inspirational as he hasn’t any
but he’s a great ‘spac filler’ substitute
in lieu of a vacuum

It always bothered me
his eyes don’t seem to focus much
but then fish this far out of water
are usually dead...
© 4 June 2010, I. D. Carswell