30 September 2012

2010 Masters, Augusta

I am supposed to be excited at
a stimulating news release that
Tiger Woods is playing golf again;
it is expressed as being an amazing
event and Media thinks so highly
of his infidelity rehabilitation they
just can't stop themselves from
masturbating spontaneously

So who's worse? I could change
radio channels but doubt it would
avoid mention of who is leading
whom and by how many strokes.
To my way of thinking the Media
is leading The Masters too easily
© 12 April 2010, I. D. Carswell