03 February 2016

Cheese Delivery

It’s that time of year again - mice are explaining 
what matters & training us to comply - suppose 
the posited equation we’ve denied’s actually an 
obvious faeces placement saying we’d like you 
to feed us here - finding these bon mots on the 
table is too extreme so they don’t do ‘em there - 
the bench is th’ right place, next to th’ expresso 
machine, with tacitly “coffee too” expectations 

It’s too de rigeuer an occasion to fail to comply; 
we’ve found all correct nibbles equating to their 
epicure, placing where they’ve demanded, and 
asked they cease leaving residue; - there is yet 
to be a consensus reply - although our delivery 
of cheese methodology’s clearly been denied
© 19 September 2015, I. D. Carswell