03 March 2013


Am I brain damaged, hearing such blatant
misanthropy from a self-professed tolerant 
thinker exposed me to toxic radiation; but 
being a Liberal politician he comes with a

clear sign saying ‘danger – don’t approach 
without precautionary measures’. I guess 
that means wrapping one’s ears from his

euphemistically grandiloquent crap 

Fish-like eyes, devoid human expression,

gave him away; he’s electioneering – but
who’d vote for a sick dog barfing rubbish
vilifying his fellow politicians? Truly, this
dumb game of political football makes
Christopher Pyne a feasible free kick
© 1 February 2013, I. D. Carswell