If you’re a mobile phone calamity then Delaney’s
Creek’s the place to cure your woeful grief; we’re
buried deeper here by Telstra’s mainstream view
there’s always room for more, sure unless y’ain’t
true blue with the National provider; & there’s no
need to selectively alienate in known blackspots,
we’ll make it wider so it fits all who disagree, well
you’ve clearly succeeded already in being so …
& here’s what you’ll receive - nothing - unless a
bill or ne’er-do-well provider’s promotional ambit
shooting breezes which don’t denigrate Telstra’s
idea of what’s fair & equitable; now, switch to th’
Telstra Mobile plan immediately - or mate, you’ll
suffer a fate of the permanently incommunicado
© 13 February 2015, I. D. Carswell
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