No Diplomacy

There’ll be no diplomacy; hereabouts our idiomatically 

eclectic eccentricity will see to that - so you’re in for a 

ride; to where is matter for more conjecture than an in

-depth analysis could ever suggest; - yes, we’re not at 

all appreciative mind readers, nor trusting of so-called 

motives advertised, they’re real steals either deviously 

copied from disreputable depths, or the best scam we 

have ever seen - and we’ll give you credit for that 

But we won’t be in a seemly rush; fawning for ideas a 

sycophant might clamorously project as the ideals the 

rest of the World has anxiously waited for doesn’t and 

hasn’t ever happened here; you’d never need wonder 

why if you listened to our rhetoric, we’d use the same 

superlatives comfortably unless you twig we lie, so  

There’ll be no diplomacy - you’re not one of us 

© 7 December 2015, I. D. Carswell