There is some sense in cleaning th’ fridge un-
assisted; it means when th’ job’s finished you
will’ve rediscovered forgotten things no-body
hankers after anymore; ‘tho no-longer a taste
of-the-day, they’re yours to exploit in any way
you deem a fair reward; but hosting the other
side of the coin usually reveals a collection of
past-use-by-date items to throw away
And then there’s the Ice-man theme where a
judicious use of the kettle will usually settle &
remove the ‘frozen sheet accumulation’ which
refuses to let th’ shelves be lifted or moved; &
as long as you clean the floor afterwards you
are a hero - who’s scored a bounty to revel in
© 28 December 2015, I. D. Carswell
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