Booby Prize

I’m sorry mate, really - the booby prize isn’t 

something to get elated about & this bloody 

inept farce is all of your making; firstly, its a 

piss-weak one-liner claiming updates failed 

because I wasn’t seated at the desk - okay, 

I was cleaning th’ washing machine’s water 

inlet filter; sure, not any major surgery but it 

means the washing’ll be done a lot quicker 

Wish I could say the same for your quirking 

software updates - the least time it takes is, 

on average, two days; except there’s those 

unexplained restarts which retard progress, 

or return to square one without saying why; 

in the event it takes over a week - or fails 

So yeah, I’m hardly meek or contrite, more 

like an inchoate, frustrated bail defaulter, & 

that’s putting it mildly; now, tell me why I’ve 

been duped by seeing all but the last bytes 

uploaded then told - start over - it’s a clean 

slate and the last two days don’t exist!

© 29 March 2016, I. D. Carswell